《牛津美语词典》 The Oxford American Dictionary
对“黑暗”的定义是光线暗淡 defines "dark" as the absence of light,
联邦监狱中心
阴郁 惨淡 gloomy, cheerless.
因此我讨厌夜晚 反感睡觉 That's why I despise the night and loathe sleep.
但不管我的牢房如何阴冷黑暗 But no matter how cold and dark my cell is,
我都知道它可以保护我远离那些活生生的噩梦 I know it can protect me from my living nightmare.
那个悬案律师出现在我生命中时 When the cold case lawyer came into my life,
一丝微弱的光照了进来 a tiny sliver of light entered.
但常年被关在这里让我不敢有所希冀 But being locked up made me afraid to hope.
我呆若木鸡 跟她说话 I was as stiff as a board talking to her.
嗨 Hi.
我是你的新代理律师 凯伦·海莉 I'm your new lawyer, Karen Haley.
不知你是否听说过我 I don't know if you've heard of me,
我十分擅长处理悬案 but I've done pretty well with cold cases.
我们开始正题吧 So let's get to work.
用你自己的话 把事情原委告诉我 In your own words, tell me exactly what happened.
我会跟你讲 但你不会相信我的 I'll tell you, but you're not gonna believe me.
试试 Try me.
那就像是一部B级恐怖片 It's like a bad B horror movie.
所以我的律师从不会在审判时用我的话 That's why my attorney wouldn't use it in my trial.
没事 不用在意我的看法 That's okay. Don't worry about what I think.
尽可能把事情讲清楚就行 Just tell me the events as clearly as you can.
当时我们在 We were on this trip to see
去参观《红树林杀人狂》片场的路上 where they made The Mangrove Slasher,
肖恩·海兹导演作品
那是一部我们都看过的烂电影 which is some dumb movie we all watched.
他们说真有其事 They say it really happened.
我个人并不相信那些鬼神邪说 Personally, I don't believe in that stuff.
“我们”是指 Who were we?
我的五个朋友和维罗妮卡的表亲 It was my five friends and Veronica's cousin.
-凯西·维罗妮卡的表亲 -嗯 - Is Casey Veronica's cousin? - Yeah.
你的其他几个朋友叫什么 And who were your other friends?
维罗妮卡 Veronica,
斯科特 Scott,
唐尼 Donny,
凯特 Kate,
特雷弗和我 Trevor, and me.
后期 坦纳·罗宾尼
音乐 肖恩·皮特曼
食人魔王 肖恩·海兹导演作品
嘿 凯特 Hey, Kate.
怎么了 宝贝 Yeah, babe.
杰在后面睡的好死 Jay's sleeping pretty sound in back right now.
所以呢 So?
我现在感觉特别性奋 你呢 So I'm feeling pretty warm and fuzzy, what do you think?
我不是会爬到你身上去的 I'm not gonna climb on top of you.
我不是在叫你爬到我身上来 I'm not asking you to climb on top of me.
你也可以用你那多才多艺的手啊 来嘛 You can use those talented hands of yours, come on.
好吧 Okay.
但你得保证安安静静的 But you have to promise to be quiet.
没问题 来吧 Shh. All right, let's do it.
导演 肖恩·海兹&克里斯·波特
朋友们 前两天我遇到了一位埃及美女 So, uh, guys, I met this Egyptian chick the other night.
我们当时准备来一发 Yeah, we were gonna get it on,
但她亲戚来了 but she was on her pyramid.
注：pyramid与period有点形似
所以我上了她妈 So I did her mummy instead.
-懂了吗 宝贝 -她妈 - Get it, babe? - Mummy.
-她妈 -她妈 噢 - Mummy instead? - Mummy. Ooh.
没 No.
我们都知道你是当不了喜剧演员的 We all know you're not gonna make it as a comedian.
你为什么老要这样跟我说话 Why do you always have to say things like that to me?
哪样 斯科特 Like what, Scott?
你总是泼我冷水 You're always trying to bring me down.
你明知道我对我的戏剧事业很上心 You know I'm so passionate about my comedy!
你知道的 宝贝 我是不会和一个喜剧演员上床的 You know, babe. I would never fuck a comedian.
但商人就不同了 But a businessman,
我有各种花招等着他 I would do dirty, dirty things to him.
嘿... Hey...
我觉得凯特在帮特雷弗撸 I think Kate's giving Trevor a hand job.
不 不是 我觉得她真的在帮他撸 No, no, I, I think she's really giving him a hand job.
对 就这样 对 对 Yeah, do that. Yeah. Yeah.
他会听见的 He's gonna hear you.
他啥也听不见 He's not hearing anything.
看 他还在笑呢 Look, he has a smile on his face.
啊 老铁 Ah, dude!
等等 我觉得他们好像在互相手淫 Wait, I think they're both getting hand jobs!
你觉得呢 凯西 What do you think, Casey?
想都别想 No.
啊 看你把你的烟头扔到了哪儿 Aah! Watch where you throw your cigarettes.
把我的小弟弟头都给烧了 你个混蛋 Burnt the tip of my dick, you dick.
该死 真疼 Oh, shit. It stings.
我滴天 看着像个红色冰棍 Oh, my God, it looks like a red Popsicle.
把那玩意儿关了 唐尼 Turn that thing off, Donny!
嘿 你想玩吗 Hey, hey, you wanna try?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
天呢 斯科特 Great Scott!
那可是德罗宁汽车 That was a DeLorean.
看它开得多快 Wonder how fast it was going.
你们觉得车就停在那后面没事儿吗 Hey, do you think the car's all right parked back there?
它上面写的是“拖车区” It said tow away zone.
老兄 看看周围 Dude, look around.
方圆几英里都没有人 我觉得没事 There's no one here for miles. I think we're all right.
所以你到底是怎么 How the hell did you find out
发现这个地方的 about this place anyways?
不是我发现的 兄弟 That wasn't me, dude.
是唐尼 你知道他是怎么做事的 That was all Donny. You know how he works.
数据 兄弟 Figures, man.
听着不错 Sounds pretty cool.
维罗妮卡呢 Where's Veronica?
她留在车里了 She stayed in the car.
补妆 She's putting on more makeup.
她讨厌大自然 And she hates nature,
她的原话是 “烦死这些老旧的殖民者的家” and I quote, "hates old settler homes."
当然了 Of course.
浴室在哪儿 额... Where's the bathroom? Uh...
我会帮你找到的 I'll help you find it.
是吗 Yeah?
祝你们好运 伙计们 Good luck with that one, you guys.
你怎么在后面默不作声 杰 Why are you so quiet back there, Jay?
因为他屌疼 'Cause his pussy hurts.
别这么嘴贱 Don't be so harsh.
老兄 我听到了 Dude, I heard you, man.
说真的 兄弟 Well, seriously, man.
你在扫整个团体的兴 You're bringing the whole group down.
可以请你高兴一点儿吗 Will you please lighten up a little bit?
所以 杰是怎么了 So, what's up with Jay?
什么意思 What do you mean?
他 额... Well, does he, like,
你懂得 他有... you know, have a...
女朋友 没事的 你可以大胆问 A girlfriend? It's okay, you can ask.
是啊 Yeah.
额 没有 Uh, no.
但你提到这个挺有意思的 But it's funny that you mention that.
兄弟 认真的吗 Dude, seriously?
我要怎么在三周内忘记她 How am I supposed to forget about her in three weeks?
另外 我们之前又不是没干过这种事 Plus, we used to go on all this shit, man.
野外探险 远足什么的 兄弟 We used to go on nature hikes and all this, man.
发生了什么 So, what happened?
这个嘛 你也看得出来 Well, um, as you can see,
我们几个 非常亲密 all of us guys, we're really tight.
噢 这也太基情了 Oh, that's so gay.
恩 我们就像是热辣男团 Yeah. We're like a hot boy band.
至少我们之前是 Well, we were, at least.
直到我们的朋友史蒂夫在背后捅了我们一刀 Until our backstabbing friend Steve
睡了杰的女友 decided to, you know, sleep with Jay's girlfriend
最后离开了我们这个团体 and broke up our entire group, essentially.
混蛋史蒂夫 Scumbag Steve.
他是个该死的混蛋 兄弟 He's a fucking asshole, man.
不过她就喜欢混蛋 That's where her mind's at, though.
你得想开这一点 You gotta realize that.
你对他有意思吗 Are you interested?
也许吧 Maybe.
哈 我搞到水了 Ah, I'm making water.
真是棒呆了 This is awesome!
哦 Ew.
噢 噢 噢 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
噢 噢 Ooh, oh.
你他妈在干什么 小子 What the fuck do you think you're doing, boy?
我他妈把你脑子一枪打开花 I'm gonna blow your goddamned head off.
什么声音 What was that?
那他妈是什么声音 What the hell was that?
听上去像是唐尼的尖叫声 走吧 It sounded like Donny screaming. Come on, come on.
-该死 -唐尼 - Shit. - Donny!
停 停 停 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
天 Dude. God.
你们好啊 欢迎来到我的派对 Whoa, welcome to the party, people.
该死的城里人 自以为能占领我的村庄吗 Damn city folks, think you can come terrorize my village?
事实上 村庄是一个房子集群 Actually, a village is a group of houses
建筑物之间相关联 比屯子大 and associated buildings, larger than a hamlet...
唐尼 别说了 兄弟 Donny, cut it out, dude.
但比城镇小 ...and smaller than a town in a rural area.
-你是在跟我说俏皮话吗 小子 -没 没 没 - Are you wisecracking me, boy? - No, no, no, no.
我不想死 I don't wanna die.
你不想开枪杀人的 兄弟 You don't wanna do this, man.
是吗 我想 Oh, yes, I do.
等我杀了这了这个矮子 After I off this little pipsqueak,
我或许会把你们都解决了 well, I might just off the rest of you.
会轮到你的 别担心 I'll get you, too, don't you worry.
放松 伙计 Just take it easy, man.
哈 Ha!
就知道骗到你们了 我真该上电视 I knew I had y'all. I should be on the damn TV.
一点也不好玩 That wasn't funny.
对啊 老兄 你差点杀死个人 Yeah, man. You could have killed someone.
-什么 这把破枪 -对啊 - What, this old thing? - Yeah.
这枪几百年没开火了 Ah, this thing hasn't shot in years.
别吓的屁滚尿流 Don't get your panties all up in a wad.
你真的吓到我了 我可以回到我朋友们那儿去了吗 You really had me going. Can I go back to my friends now?
-给你 牛肉干 -谢谢 - Here, have some jerky. - Oh, thanks.
过时的假枪巴西 Big old fake gun trick.
恩 演的很好 有点太好了 Yeah, real good. A little too good.
嗯 整到我了 Yeah, you got me.
好吧 我很开心有人欣赏好的吓人把戏 Well, I'm glad somebody appreciates a good scare.
你还吓到过其他什么人吗 What do you besides scare the shit out of people here?
恩 Yeah.
不知道 不是很多 不像以前了 I don't know. Not much. It ain't like it used to be.
信不信 这地方以前 Believe it or not, this place used to be
是远离主路的主要景点 the main attraction off the main road.
直到他们建起了该死的高速公路 Till they built that goddamn highway.
不过 你们要去哪儿 Where you guys heading, anyway?
我们要去 额 红树林郡 We're actually headed to, um, Mangrove County
那个臭名远扬的《红树林杀人狂》 where, uh, the infamous Mangrove Slasher
残忍地杀害了许多青少年 butchered, murdered a bunch of teenagers very brutally.
但是 额 我们就喜欢那种重口的 And, uh, but, you know, we like that kind of stuff.
所以我们就停在了路边景点 So we're just stopping roadside attractions,
就像你刚刚弄得那样 kind of like the one you have right here.
所以你们都是些变态 哈 So you guys are sick fucks, huh?
你们就喜欢重口血腥的东西是吧 Man, you like that twisted guts and gore shit, don't you?
是的 血腥 Yeah! Guts and gore.
嘿 我不想故意打断你 Hey, hey, I don't mean to be rude,
但我们真的已经跟不上计划了 but we're already behind schedule.
我们得上乡间小路 And we gotta get all the way down to old country road
去目的地了 所以如果你不介意的话... to get there, so if you don't mind...
好吧 给你们一点小建议 Well, a little word of advice.
换做是我 我会走高速公路的 I'd stick to the highway.
等等 Wait.
你为什么这么说 Why do you say that?
额 我也不知道 Hmm, I don't know.
听过一些关于那条乡村小路的故事 Heard stories about the old country road, you know.
人们进去了出不来 People not making it out alive.
好的 兄弟 Yeah, sure, man.
感谢不杀之恩和你的牛肉干 Thanks for not killing me. And the jerky.
不介意 小子 Sure, kid.
这群人有好戏看了 These people are in for a real show.
真是疯狂 That was crazy.
要去哪儿吗 Going somewhere?
我坚持到最后一把 I was hanging pretty tough till the last hand.
以为我会再次完蛋 Thought I was gonna get screwed again.
我当时拿着十张方块牌 I was holding a ten, jack of diamonds,
然后机会来了 方块A K 两张梅花 slot comes up, ace diamonds, king diamonds, two of clubs.
所以我有了第一张抽牌和一张桃形抽牌 So here I am with a first draw and a spade draw.
傻逼雷加大赌注 Dumbass Ray raises the pot.
我还以为他拿到了A K 什么的 I'm thinking he's got an ace, king, you know.
这座破城镇怎么回事 What the hell is with this broke ass town?
所以 你要去周五的拖拉机拖拽比赛吗 So, you going to the tractor pull Friday night?
该死的日本妓女 Damn Skippy.
去你妹的 唐尼 Dammit, Donny.
省省吧 老兄 一点也不就好玩 Cut it out, man. That's not funny.
我觉得好玩 你真该看看你那样子 Oh, that was funny. Oh, you should have seen you.
你叫着啊 我就在一边笑 You were like, aah! And I was like...
你刚都把他魂都吓没了 是不是 You just scared the living daylights outta him, didn't you?
是的 Yeah, I did.
我成功了 吓到你了 I did, I scared you.
是啊 随便 Yeah. Whatever, yeah.
我有你手机号 唐尼 I got your number, Donny.
嘿 兄弟 Hey, man.
那边那位喜欢开玩笑的弄丢了我们的地图 The jokester over there happened to lose our map.
所以我们现在有点迷路了 进退两难 So, we're kind of lost right now, and in a pickle.
不知道你这儿有没有地图可以给我们看看 I don't know, do you have a map back there we could check out,
或许可以找到点儿方向 maybe give us some direction?
有 兄弟 我有地图 Oh, yeah. Man, I got maps.
-没问题 -谢天谢地 - No problem. - Thank God.
让我帮你 兄弟 Let me help you out here, buddy.
看到没 唐尼 他有 See, Donny? He's got us.
现在... Right now...
什么 What?
这些太坑了吧 That's, like, nothing.
对啊 Yup.
-你好啊 -噢 嗨 - Hi, there. - Oh, hi.
糖果 Candy.
我只有...只有四个 但可以给你一个 Well, I only... I only got four. But you can have some.
噢 不是 Oh, no.
我叫糖果 I'm Candy.
噢 Oh.
我 我叫唐尼 Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm Donny.
我们要去 额... 红树林郡 We're going to, uh, Mangrove County.
红树林郡里有什么 What's in Mangrove County?
红树林郡 Mangrove County?
找到了 就在这里 All right. It's right here.
等等 这儿 Wait, wait, wait. There?
那就是那些孩子 That's where these kids,
开派对的地方 他们在海滩边 they were partying, like, they were by the beach.
然后还有一个吓人的大个子 他很高大 And this big, scary guy, he was huge.
然后他来抓他们 And he came... He came and chased them.
然后他还有... And he had...
他还有两把... 额... He had two, um, you know, um-
两把大砍刀 Those two machetes.
恩 恩 大砍刀 Yeah, yeah. Machetes.
他追他们 抓到了他们 And he's chasing them, and he catches them.
然后他开始把他们开膛破肚 And he starts, cuts them open
看下其中一个女孩的头 and chops this one girl's head off.
它就在红树林下边 我们就是要去那里 It was down by the mangroves, that's where we're going.
好吧 外面有点晚了 Well, it's getting kind of late out.
你们有位置住吗 Do you have a place to stay?
其实 我们现在有点迷路了 Well, actually, we're kind of lost right now.
那 如果你愿意的话 可以和我一起住 Well, if you wanted to, you could stay with me
就在路边的一个汽车旅馆 at the motel up the road.
-噢 -对啊 - Oh. - Yeah.
那儿街对面还有一个马戏团 And there's a circus right across the street.
不是吧 还有马戏团 No way. There's a circus?
嘿 伙计们 伙计们 Hey! Guys, guys!
里边有个小妞 我正在买糖 There was a chick. I was getting this candy.
买W&W's糖 I was getting some W and W's.
然后她说 And she was all like,
“嘿 那边有个马戏团” "Hey, there's a circus."
我就说“太好了” And I was like, "That's so cool."
然后她说 那边有个旅馆我们可以都去那儿住 And then, she said there's a hotel we can all stay at.
就在沿路 我们还可以和她一起玩 And it's right down the road, and we can hang out with her.
噢 Ooh.
我不知道这主意如何 I don't know if that's a good idea.
-嘿 大伙儿 -这位是糖果 - Hey, everybody. - This is Candy.
大家伙 Hi, y'all.
我嘞个去 Holy shit.
你这个混蛋 You asshole.
噢 你没告诉我外面有这么多小可爱 Ooh, you didn't tell me there were more cuties out here.
真好 Yummy.
管好你自己 Watch yourself.
噢 别担心 宝贝 Oh, don't worry, honey.
我说的是你 I was talking about you.
噁 Ugh.
别了 谢谢 No, thank you.
跟他们讲讲马戏团和汽车旅馆 Tell them about the circus and the motel.
还有其它事情 And all... And all the other stuff.
噢 对 Oh, yes.
我是我们家族马戏团的荡秋千演员 Well, I'm a trapeze artist at our family circus
就在沿路 然后街对面 right down the road, and right across the street
有一家汽车旅馆 你们都可以去那儿过夜 is a motel you all can stay at for the night.
你们会来吗 我们很乐意邀请你们来 Would you like to come? We'd love to have you.
老兄 我同意 累死了 Dude, I'm game for that, man. I'm beat.
-嗯 -今天真不容易 - Yeah. - It's been a long day.
你觉得呢 斯科特 我们要去汽车旅馆吗 What do you think, Scott? You wanna go stay at the motel?
我已经准备好去了 I'm ready to go.
这次呢 我做了个梦 So, this one time, I had this dream
梦见我刚和一个 that I just got married
漂亮的女孩 梦中女神结婚 to this beautiful girl, girl of my dreams.
梦里啊 梦里 I mean, I was in a dream.
然后 蜜月当晚 And so, the night of my honeymoon,
我醒了 我被绑地死死的 I wake up, and I'm all tied up.
而且我还 还... And I'm still... I'm still...
还穿着我的西服 I'm still in my tux.
她还穿着她的婚纱 And she's wearing her dress.
除了她拿着一把巨大的链锯 Except she's got a big chainsaw.
然后她开始说 她有多么爱我 And she starts saying how much she loves me,
然后就开始锯我 and then starts cutting me.
别笑了 这不是个笑话 No, it's not funny.
这是个恐怖故事 It was really scary.
我可以讲个更恐怖的 I can think of scary things.
你如 也许有一天我可以让你的噩梦成真 You know, maybe someday I'll make your dream come true.
噢 你开玩笑的吧 Oh, you're joking.
你在逗我玩 You're joking with me.
好吧 Oh, okay.
好吧 Okay.
我再也不尴尬了 I don't feel awkward anymore.
不过这玩笑有点... 有点诡异 That was kind of... That was kind of weird, though.
你真傻 You're silly.
你们在说什么 What are you guys talking about?
那是个可怕的噩梦 That's a horrible dream.
你非得笑那么大声吗 Do you have to laugh that loud?
-噢 -噢 宝贝 -Oh -Oh, honey.
在这树林中 钱可救不了你 Money won't save you here in the woods.
你现在是在求生存 You're in a survival situation now.
我从另一个朋友那儿听说 I heard from another inmate
他们南方 that they had gypsy circuses
都是吉普赛马戏团 他们不顾生命危险 all over the south, with no regard for life.
都是变态的杀手 They're all sick killers.
你这该死的吉普赛人 这不是什么小儿科表演 You damn gypsies! This ain't no dog and pony show.
表演不好就没命 You perform, or you die!
噢 你就等着卡哈佛先生听说你的事迹吧 Oh, wait till Mr. Kharver hears about this.
嘿 老板 老板 这些表演者都是废物 Hey, boss, boss, these performers, they're useless.
他们就是不听话 They just won't listen.
让我现在就杀个鸡儆个猴就把 Let me off one of them right now.
求你了 老板 让我杀了他们 Come on, boss. Please, boss. Let me off them.
你个该死的蠢材 You goddamn fool.
你不明白我们在这儿是要干什么吗 Don't you understand what we're trying to do here?
我们是要给世界看看 I mean, we are trying to show the world
顶尖的马戏团是什么样子 the best goddamn circus under the big top,
你他妈觉得你把他们都杀了 and how the fuck do you think I can do that
我要怎么实现这一点 if you go killing off all our talent?
你这头该死的蠢肥猪 You fat, lunkheaded fuck.
真是粗鄙的笨蛋 You lumpy loaf.
不要 求你了 Oh, no. Oh, please. Oh.
你聋了吗 Are you deaf?
我告诉过你 老板 I told you, boss,
我觉得他有点弱智还是怎么 I think he's one of them retards or something.
闭上你的臭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
你现在会说话了吗 啊 Oh, now you can talk, huh?
虽然我他妈听不懂你在说什么 You know, I don't even know what the fuck you're saying.
但我看得出来你没有那么聋 But I see that you're not so fucking deaf after all, huh?
我觉得我还是杀了你吧 混账东西 I think I'm gonna kill you anyway, you motherfucker.
啊 Ah...
我有个更好的主意了 I got a better idea.
你知不知道有百分之十的人类 Did you know that ten percent
是左撇子 of the human race is left-handed?
嘿 嘿 老... Hey, hey, Bo...
我还没说完呢 滑移线 Hey, I wasn't done talking yet, Skid mark.
你知道我很不喜欢你叫我滑移线 老板 You know I hate it when you call me that, boss.
就滑移就行了 先生 It's just Skid, sir.
真是对不起啊 I am so sorry.
滑移渣渣 Skid scum.
饭桶 混账 贱猪 Guzzle ho, motherfucker, bitch hog.
好听点了吗 Is that a little better?
不管怎样... Anyway...
我就是左撇子 I am left-handed.
这也就是说我的右脑开发的更好 And that means that I access the right hemisphere
所以我很有创意 of my brain, which means I am creative.
嘿 老板 爱因斯坦也是左撇子 Hey, boss, Einstein was left-handed.
他是个天才 He's a genius.
说到点子上了 我就是他妈的爱因斯坦 There you go, I'm a motherfucking Einstein.
是的 没错 Yes, you are.
我的表亲 My cousin...
相反地 ...on the other hand,
就是个两面派 狡猾的傻逼混蛋 is a two-faced, shifty, stupid bastard
脑袋里从没有什么新鲜想法 who hasn't had a brand new thought in his mind
几百年不变 in a thousand years.
他不知道我现在成了一个企业家 Now, what he doesn't know is I am an entrepreneur.
我有最棒的表演 I've got the best acts.
是的 老板 你是最棒的 That's right, boss. I got you the best in the world.
你啥也没给我带来 You didn't get me shit.
除了给我绑架来那些我想要的人才 All you did was kidnap the ones that I wanted,
我要的是那些精英中的精英 and I wanted the best of the best.
说得对 老板 That's right, boss.
到你发光的时刻了 It's your time to shine.
说得好 你他妈说得对 Right you are, right you fucking are.
别忘了这一点 And don't you forget it.
报道 3名罪犯刚从本郡监狱越狱而出 ...report three convicts just broke out of the county lockup.
当局称 这些罪犯 Authorities say they are considered
极其危险 to be extremely dangerous
建议大家不要外出 锁好门窗 and advise everyone to stay indoors and stay locked up.
噢 快来看 有爆米花 Oh, check it out! Popcorn.
马上回来 Back to you.
有人吗 Hello?
-有人在吗 -我不知道 - Is anyone even here? - I don't know.
唐尼 你可能要付钱买的 你知道吧 Donny, you're probably gonna have to pay for that, you know.
我会告诉他们的 I'll let them know.
兄弟 这个让我记起 Man, this reminds me.
我和她待在像这样的旅馆里 Me and her stayed at a hotel just like this.
不是吧 你又开始了吗 Seriously, you're gonna get into that again?
都是一样的木房顶 It's like the same wooden top, too.
放下吧 好吗 求你了 Just lay go, all right? Please.
我很累 我只想睡觉 I'm tired. I just wanna get to sleep.
给我一晚上冷静冷静就没事了 Let me just chill for the night. It'll be good.
我们带了一些酒 你懂得 会没事的 We got some brews. You know, it'll be fine.
-好吗 -好的 - All right? - All right.
说真的 老兄 我们需要一间房 Seriously, dude, we need a room.
有人吗 有人吗 Hello? Hello?
不是吧 Come on.
你们好啊 伙计们 Hi, there, fellas.
你们要开房吗 You guys looking for a room?
我们有各种房源 I got all kinds of rooms.
唐尼 真不知道你精神怎么这么好 Donny, how do you have this much energy?
我可以把你们安排到总统套房 I can put you in the presidential suite.
噢 哇哦 Oh, whoa.
唐尼 你还是从那儿出来吧 Donny, you might wanna get out from behind there.
这间房里有人了 没事 别担心 There's chicks in this room. It's okay, don't worry.
我只是在看有哪些空房 I'm just checking vacancies
看看能不能给我们节约点时间 to see if I can save us some time.
噢 这间房也有主了 Oh, there's chicks in that room.
是啊 能不能请你过去一点 Yeah, could I just get you to step over
去收银台那边待着 to that side of the counter?
噢 Oh.
好的 Okay.
这就去那边待着 That side of the counter.
你们要开房吗 You guys need a room?
额 大概需要两间 Uh, I guess two rooms, probably.
嗯 就 Yeah, just, yeah.
就今天一晚 Just for tonight.
你们要两间房 You guys need two rooms?
-嗯 -男生一间 女生一间 - Yes. - Guys, girls, just...
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我要分开一间房 I need... I need my own room. I need... I need my own room.
我需要我自己的房间 I need my... I need my own room.
我有钱 I have money.
好吧 怎么 你有一百块 Okay. What, you just got a hundred?
-嗯 -放松 唐尼 - Yeah. - Mellow out, Donny.
-我要... -你们到底是要两间还是三间 - I need... - Do you want two rooms or three?
-我们会开三间的 -没事的 兄弟 - We're gonna get three. - It's all right, dude.
-谢谢 -好了 - Thank you. - All right.
-这是一百块 -需要有人在上面签字 - Here's a hundred. - Need someone to sign this.
走吧 唐尼 Let's go, Donny.
拿出点大人物气概来 唐尼 Be the big dog, Donny.
不 不是 我就是大人物 唐尼 No, no, I am the big dog, Donny.
没错 唐尼 That's right, Donny.
你一定会直接上垒 You're gonna get all up in that.
你今晚一定会搞定糖果 You're gonna get all up in Candy tonight.
一 One.
二 Two.
三 Three.
四... Ff...
四 Four.
五... Ff...
五十 Fifty.
啊 Ugh.
我需要一把梳子 I need a brush.
我头发难看死了 My hair is awful.
我应该有一把 I think I have one.
额 我觉得维罗妮卡应该有 我去看看她的包 Uh, I think Veronica has one. I'm gonna check her bag.
唉 哟 哟 Ooh, la, la.
噢 Oh.
妈呀 Oh.
好恶心 Gross.
你知道这东西刚刚在哪儿吗 You know where that's been?
噁 Ugh.
我的天 这... Oh, my God, that's...
唔 我是维罗妮卡 Ooh, I'm Veronica.
嗯 他爱我 Hmm, he loves me.
恶心 Ew.
他不爱我 He loves me not.
他爱我 He loves me.
-啊 真尼玛恶心 -他不爱我 - Ew. That's so gross. - He loves me not.
他爱我 He loves me.
他不爱我 He loves me not.
她去浴室好长时间了 She's been in the bathroom for a long time.
我们把她弄出来吧 走吧 Let's get her out. Let's do it.
来 我们走 All right, come on. Come on.
走起 Let's do this. All right.
嘿 维罗妮卡 Hey, Veronica!
是我 你最好的朋友 It's me, your best friend.
我马上好了 等会儿 I'm getting ready. Hang on.
快点 Hurry up!
是我 你最好的朋友 It's me, your best friend.
有什么好笑的 为什么... What's so funny? Why...
搞得好像你们没买这东西似的 Like you don't have one.
你知道斯科特总是到处 You know how Scott's always walking around
讲那些笑话吗 telling those jokes?
嗯 Yeah.
我现在有个点子 I got a joke for him.
不过不知道他会不会懂我的双关 I don't know if he'd appreciate the punchline, though.
-什么 -他的女朋友 - What? - His girlfriend.
-我滴老天 -天 我真是不喜欢那女的 - Ho. - Dude, I hate that girl so much.
我知道 I know.
奇怪的是 但是我一直在想他俩 Weird thing is, I've been thinking about them, though.
想什么 Thinking about, like, what?
他们做爱 Like, them doing it.
上床 Screwing?
嗯 上床 Yeah, screwing.
说实话 Let's be honest.
斯科特交过不少漂亮女朋友 Scott has been with some beautiful girls
对吧 in his time, right?
我们都知道 We both know that.
嗯 对 Oh, yeah.
所以他为什么要忍受她 So why the hell does he put up with her shit?
我也不知道 I don't know.
也许这就是爱吧 Maybe it could be love.
真是让我哭笑不得 兄弟 我可不觉得这是爱 Way to get all sappy on me, man. I don't think that's it.
好吧 她家境不错 Well, she comes from a wealthy family.
是个有钱的婊子 She's a real rich bitch.
我说不清 兄弟 I don't know, man.
我不觉得斯科特会在意这些 I don't think Scott cares about that stuff.
是啊 Yeah.
那你知道她爸爸会帮他弄到那份工作吗 Well, you know her dad's supposed to get him that job.
我知道 我听过好多次了 Oh, yeah. The job I've heard so much about.
你能想象斯科特卖保险的样子吗 Could you actually picture Scott selling insurance?
首先 他们应该会让他剃胡子 First of all, they would make him shave.
然后他们会让他穿个西装 And then they'd probably dress him up in this suit,
打个配套领带 with a matching tie.
然后口袋上别几支笔 And he'd have some pens sticking out of his pocket.
我的天 Oh, man.
我现在想继续创作我们之前写的那首歌 I feel like working on that song we were writing.
-可以 去拿吉他吗 -拿 - All right, dude. Guitars? - Guitars.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
♪现在我正试着理解你♪ ♪ Now I'm trying to understand you ♪
♪所以请试着在我们交谈时也理解我吧♪ ♪ So understand me when I'm talking to you ♪
♪现在我正试着理解你♪ ♪ Now I'm trying to understand you ♪
♪所以请试着在我们交谈时也理解我吧♪ ♪ So understand me when I'm talking to you ♪
♪哒 哒 哒 噢♪ ♪ Da da da oh ♪
♪你能感受到我的感受吗♪ ♪ Can you feel the way I feel? ♪
♪这是真的吗 ♪ Is this real? ♪
♪你能感受到我的感受吗♪ ♪ Can you feel the way I feel? ♪
♪这是真的吗 ♪ Is this real? ♪
♪哒 哒 哒 噢♪ ♪ Da da da oh ♪
-斯科特 -摇滚巨星 - Scott. - The rock stars.
怎么了 What's up, man?
我得走了 I gotta go.
马上回来 I'll be white black.
-嘿 特雷弗 -嗯 怎么了 - Hey, Trevor! - Yeah, what's up?
我们回去吧 Let's go back
我也得走了 兄弟 Looks like I'm outta here too, man.
恐怖剧院 "Theater of Thrills."
唐尼看到这个肯定会吓尿的 Huh, Donny is going to shit his pants when he sees this.
天 他一定会吓坏的 Oh, my, he's gonna freak.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
-你是杰 对吧 -嗯 - You're Jay, right? - Yeah.
-凯西 -嗯 - Casey. - Yeah.
我是维罗妮卡的表亲 I'm Veronica's cousin.
噢 我之前不知道 很好 Oh, I didn't know. Cool.
我过来是想告诉你 I just had to come over and tell you
我很喜欢你们弹唱的那首歌 I really liked that song you played.
多谢 我们是写了很长时间了 Thanks. Yeah, I've been working on it for a while.
-噢 -对 - Oh. - Yeah.
不错 Cool.
所以 你们和他们 So, have you and the guys
都认识很长时间了吗 known each other for a long time?
是的 我们从高中就是好朋友了 Yeah, actually we've been friends since high school.
但是 额 我只和特雷弗一起弹吉他 But, uh, Trevor, the one I was playing guitar with,
我们从小就认识 uh, we've known each other since we were kids.
事实上 我们在斯科特去年的生日派对上见过 Actually, we met at Scott's birthday party last year.
对哦 Oh, yeah.
你当时和一个人在一起 You were with someone.
-嗯 -女朋友吗 - Yeah. - Girlfriend, maybe?
前女友了 Ex-girlfriend.
我来参加这次旅游 I'm on this trip.
我被拉过来 是想 忘记她 I was dragged here to try to, I guess, like, forget about her.
好像所有的事情都会让我想起她 It's just like every little thing reminds me of her.
对不起啊 我好像又开始不停地讲这些了 我只是... I'm sorry, I'm just talking a lot. I'm just...
没事 You're fun.
如果讲出来好受些你就讲吧 If it makes you feel any better,
其实我也被绿过 四次 I've actually been cheated on four times.
四次 真该死 Four times? Damn.
我三次甘拜下风 You got me beat by three.
你这个鬼人 Hey, there, buster.
开玩笑的 I was just kidding.
所以你混蛋前任叫什么名字 So what was the last jerk's name?
额 肖恩 Um, Sean.
肖恩 听起来好娘 Sean. Sounds like a real pussy.
是很娘 He was.
是很娘 He is.
那 你拿到T恤了吗 So, did you at least get the T-shirt?
T恤 什么T恤 T-shirt? What T-shirt?
你懂得 上面印着 You know, the one that says,
“某个婊子伤了我的心 但我干的很爽” "Some bitch broke my heart, and fucked me up good."
只收到过那样的邮件 That one got held up in the mail.
你看 你越是伤心它就越伤害你 See, it hurts when you let it hurt.
嗯 是这样的 Yeah, like, that's the thing.
我一直在想 All I've been thinking about is,
我出什么问题了 我哪里做错了 what's the matter with me, and what did I do wrong?
不 出问题的是她 No. There is something wrong with her.
这么说吧 Put it this way.
万事皆有因 Everything happens for a reason.
我们之前不知道 We didn't realize
那些吉普赛马戏团的白人变态 that these gypsy white trash circus freaks
在吃人肉 were eating human sushi.
他们看我们 就像看多汁鲜嫩的羊羔 They looked at us like we were a juicy rack of lamb.
唐尼 过来 兄弟 Donny, come on, dude,
你都不知道你在往哪儿走 you don't even know where you're going!
快点 伙计们 你们可不想迟到吧 Hey, guys, you don't want to be late!
我要找到生咬下小鸡脑袋的盖先生 I wanna find Mr. Guy That Bites The Heads Off Chickens and...
和那个长胡子的女士 And the bearded lady.
我的天 我们为什么要来这儿 My God, why are we here?
都是虫子 我受不了了 Bugs. I can't take this.
讲真 Seriously.
我又饿又累 搞什么 I'm hungry. I'm tired. What the heck?
她真难搞 She's ridiculous.
嗯 她有点不一样 Yeah. She's something else.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
各位孩子们 children of all ages!
欢迎来到"尖端"秀 Welcome to the greatest show under the big top.
恐怖剧院 The Theater of Thrills!
我 Me?
只是有点饿 Just a little bit hungry.
那孩子咬了我一口 天 That kid just bit me, man.
我们赶紧离开这儿 各位 Come on, let's get out of here, guys.
去他妈的 God, dammit.
谁需要你们啊 Who needs you?
唐尼疯狂迷恋这个叫糖果的女孩 Donny was obsessed with this Candy girl.
她就是个狗杂种... She was a barefoot, inbred...
他妈的乡下猴子 redneck product of a monkey fuck.
但我们都希望唐尼能有个女伴 But we all wanted Donny to get laid.
当特雷弗被一个小孩子咬了之后 我们都起身离开 When Trevor got bit by some kid, we all took off.
我很高兴 因为那里很瘆人 I was glad, 'cause it was creepy.
然后事情就开始变得古怪了 Then things got weird.
急转直下 Really fast.
你约了那群人出去吗
他们走了 They're leaving?
呃 什么事都得靠老娘来 Ugh. I do everything around here.
我的天 这他妈怎么回事 Jesus, man, what the hell was up with that?
要我说我们赶紧离开这鬼地方 I say we just get the hell out of here.
伙计们 等等 你们要去哪儿 Guys, stop, where you going?
-我们要去哪儿 -怎么了嘛 - Where are we going? - What's wrong, yeah?
那个马戏团是他妈怎么回事 What the heck's going on with that circus back there?
噢 拜托 他们只是在搞怪 Oh, come on. It's just their sense of humor.
被这么小孩子气 Don't be such a baby.
拜托 我们想邀请你们一起吃晚餐 Come on, we wanna invite you to dinner
做我们嘉宾让我们补偿你们 好吗 as our special guests just to make up for it. Yeah.
-我不知道 -好啊 我们去吧 - I don't know. - Yeah, let's go.
-不 你知道吗 -我很饿 - No, you know what? - I'm hungry.
拜托 我会为你们安排特别节目的 Come on, I'm making something special for you.
我想说 吃完晚餐我们就走... Yeah, I guess, but, I mean, dinner and we're out...
-吃个霸王餐 -可以 - Dine and dash. - That works.
好了 唐尼 我们留下来 All right, Donny. We will stay.
噢 拜托 等等 Oh, come on. I mean, wait.
等等 我们能留下来 Wait, we can stay?
噢 兄弟 谢了 Oh, dude, thanks.
让事情更加复杂化的 To complicate things,
是一伙出逃的带家伙的强盗 these escaped petty armed robbers,
他们在马戏团附近搞突袭 they were hitting, uh, places near the circus.
快点 小比尔 Come on, Billy Boy.
时间都被浪费了 Time's a wasting.
我们应该去找点啤酒喝 伙计们 Ah, we should go get some beers, man.
不 我们没时间了 No. We don't have enough time.
我们去拿点现金 We'll get that cash.
再把你喜欢的那件夹克搞到手 天呐 We'll get that jacket you love. Jesus.
你确实喜欢那件夹克 You do love that jacket.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
噢 你非得在我面前这样吗 Oh, do you have to do that right in front of me?
怎么 吓到你了 What, is this scaring you?
啥 就那点小东西 What, with that little thing?
我想没有 I don't think so.
站台
你说的在马戏团附近搞突袭是什么意思 What do you mean, hitting places near the circus?
他们抢劫了一家拖车商店和一个加油站 They held up a tow truck shop and a gas station.
我想他们嗑嗨了 I think they were high on meth.
-你拿到那个备忘录了吗 -我真是受够了... - Did you get that memo? - I'm so sick and tired of...
哟 莫 Yo, Moe.
你知道什么 What do you know?
没错 这就对了 Yeah, that's right.
我知道工资都在你手上 I know you got the payroll.
奶子不错 婊子 Nice tits, bitch.
老子没跟你开玩笑 钱在哪儿 胖子 I'm not fooling around. Where's the money, fatso?
胖子 Fatso?
你就这点本事吗 走狗 Is that the best you've got, you creep?
走狗 Creep?
走狗 Creep.
噢 你打我干嘛 Oh What are you hitting me for?
钱在抽屉里 Money's in the drawer.
呃 Ugh.
耶 Yeah!
嘿 那是我的夹克 Hey, that's my jacket.
谢了 Thanks.
搞什么 别他妈拿老子夹克 What the heck, get off my fucking jacket.
糖果 Candy.
嗯 糖果 Hmm, Candy.
噢 天 又来 Oh, man, not again.
恶心 Ew.
嘿 帅哥 Hey, handsome.
硬件不错 Nice hardware.
要"勾搭"吗 You wanna hook up?
嗯呢 我想勾搭一下 Yeah, I wanna hook up.
你们这儿有什么啤酒 So what kind of beers you guys got here?
噢 我们有最好的 Oh, man. We got the finest.
"路杀"啤酒 Roadkill Beer.
嘿 看呐 他们有“路杀”啤酒 Hey, look at that. They got Roadkill Beer.
还有"添指"呢 And Finger Lick 'ems, too.
你们知道还有什么好玩的吗 You know what else is funny?
我刚在广播上听到像你们几个长相的人 I just heard on the radio about some folks that look
在外面到处杀人 just like y'all out murdering and killing folks.
可真有意思 That's funny.
你以为你的枪能吓到我 小子 You think that gun's gonna scare me, boy?
这里不是城市 This ain't the city.
听着老头 我们没跟你开玩笑 Look, old man, we're not messing around here.
我也是 Yeah, me neither.
给我把他弄开 Just get him off of me!
你觉得你们这帮怪胎可以来这儿 You think you freaks can come in here
用枪吓唬老子吗 and flash your guns on me like that?
你错了 You're wrong.
放开我 妈的 Get him off me, dammit.
噢 Oh.
这个勾搭够劲爆把 So much for hooking up.
这个提议还没通过呢 宝贝 Well, the offer's still on the table, baby.
不 我有个提议 No! Here's the offer.
噢 Oh!
嘿 Hey.
喔 Ooh.
噢 Oh.
她... She...
喔 哇偶 Ooh, wow.
什么 我吗 What, me?
嗯 Yeah?
噢 好的好的 让我... h, yeah. Yeah, okay. Let me...
噢 我得拿我的... Oh, I gotta go get my...
我得拿上我的衣服 I gotta go get my shirt.
等等 Hold on.
糖果 Candy?
噢 嘿 Oh, hey.
你在这儿 There you are.
还以为你临阵脱了呢 Thought you got cold feet.
噢不不 哥的脚很热 Oh, oh, no. My feet are hot.
下流的热 NLike, like, dirty hot.
饥渴难耐 Like, sweaty hot.
过来 Come here.
我给你准备了个惊喜 I've got a surprise for you.
是吗 惊喜 Oh, yeah? Surprise?
你喝过私酿吗 Have you ever had moonshine before?
等等 你要我喝你的尿 Wait, you want me to drink your piss?
-不 这是私酿 试试 -私酿 - No. It's moonshine. Try it. - Moonshine?
等等 这东西会让我失明吗 Wait, won't this stuff make me go blind?
给我 Give it here.
现在 试试吧 Now try it.
你会喜欢的 You'll like it.
好吧 All right.
呃啊 Ah, ah.
你不应该这么喝 That's not how you're supposed to drink it.
这不错 确实不错 It's, it's good. It's good, though.
你真可爱 You're so cute.
你很漂亮 糖果 You're beautiful, Candy.
唐尼 你喜欢我吗 Donny, do you like me?
-非常喜欢 -嗯 - A lot. - Yeah.
你想要我吗 Do you want me?
呃 想 Uh, yeah.
想 Yeah.
为什么想要我 Why do you want me?
因为你... 'Cause you're...
看看你 你... 你太完美了 Look at you. You're just... You're everything.
喝下它 Drink it.
我想我喝够了 I think I had enough.
这有点... This is kind of...
不 它会让你感到强大 No, it will make you feel strong.
你的口音是怎么回事 What happened to your accent?
别担心 Don't worry.
我感觉有点 I'm feeling kind of.
噢... Oh...
你没事吧 Are you okay?
你要休息一下吗 Do you need to take a break?
不 只是说出起这些事很难 No. It's just hard bringing this stuff up.
四年来我一直想忘掉它 I've been trying to forget it for the last four years.
你可以继续吗 Are you okay to continue?
嗯 Yeah.
糖果 Candy?
糖果 我在哪儿 Candy, where am I?
有人吗 Hello?
噢 不不不不 Oh, no. No, oh, no.
那是什么东西 What's that thing?
糖果 Candy?
这是什么情况 What's going on?
你为什么穿着婚纱 为什么我... Why are you wearing a wedding dress? Why am...
嘘 Shh.
亲爱的 我是来帮你梦想成真的 记得吗 Honey, I'm here to make dreams come true, remember?
不不不 No, no. No.
这是你想要的 This is how you wanted it.
-不不不 天呐 不 -就是 - No, no, no, no, God, no. - Yes!
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
噢 不不 不要 不 Oh, no. No, don't, no, no.
看着点 老子撒尿 Watch out, I gotta take a piss.
嘿 中士 要来我办公室那一趟吗 Hey, Sarge, you wanna come up into my office for a quickie?
快点 老子要拉屎 Hurry up in there. I need to take a shit.
彼得 彼得 爱吃南瓜 Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
他的丁丁小小 his dick was only a centimeter.
打架杀人吹箫 All the fighting, killing, and blow,
他还是个没长大的宝宝 nd still his little bobo didn't grow.
噢 中士中士 Oh, Sargey, Sargey.
你为什么这么忧郁 Why are you so glum?
噢 听着 我只是开玩笑 Oh, look, I was only pulling your leg.
嘿 中士 还好吗 Hey, Sarge, how's it going?
嘿 你看起来很不错 Hey, you're looking good, man.
我希望咱们没伤感情 I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
抱歉 你知道我的 老卡维尔先生 I am sorry. You know me, old Mr. Kharver,
有时候说话不经脑子 sometimes I do speak before I think.
你知道 你真的很男人 You know, you're quite the cut of a man.
我真的很欣赏你 I really do appreciate that.
事实上 你知道吗 In fact, you know what?
我得说 你是个... I would have to say, you're a...
你他妈太潮了 You're a goddamn fashion plate.
看看你的格子衬衫 你的... Look at you with your plaid, and your...
哦 这些是真的纽扣 对吗 Oh, those are real buttons, aren't they?
还有荷包 所有这些 And pockets. The whole thing.
我得说 这个牛仔布 你知道的 I gotta say, and that denim, you know,
不像你效力的那个愚蠢的杂种 unlike that stupid son of a bitch motherfucker that you work for.
你知道 那家伙毫无想象力 You know, that guy's got no imagination.
他没有时尚感 He's got no fashion sense.
事实上 中士 我不得不怀疑 In fact, Sarge, you know, I gotta wonder,
他妈的你为什么要为那个混蛋工作 why the fuck do you work for that asshole?
说实话 你知道吗 你应该为我工作 You know what? I'm the one you should be working for, frankly.
因为 你知道 我不会告诉你是什么 Because, you know, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
但是我给你准备了惊喜 中士 but I got a surprise for you, Sarge.
就在后备箱 你知道为什么吗 Right in the trunk. You know why?
因为我是个企业家 我有眼光 Because I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a visionary.
而且我善于发现天才 And I've got a real good sense of talent.
所以我要你过来看看这个 So, I want you to come over here and take a look at this.
来吧 中士 嘿嘿嘿嘿 Come on, Sarge. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
他们在这儿 There they are.
我告诉你中士 他们是飞行届的佼佼者 I tell you, Sarge, they're the flying phenoms.
简直是飞行Bug They're the flying fallacies, I mean.
我没有说胡话 I don't give a bearded lady's ball sack what you call it.
事实是 他们为杜克·卡维尔先生工作 The fact is, they are under contract to Sir Duke Kharver.
去你的 Fuck you.
嘿 你这个混蛋 Hey, you son of a bitch.
你要错过一个大好机会了 中士 You're missing a big opportunity, Sarge.
我看机会就是过来拍你马屁 But of course, you wouldn't know that
你也发现不了 if it kissed you in the ass.
烂人 You sucker.
啊 妈的 Ah, shit.
噢 操 你逼我做了什么 Oh, fuck, look what you made me do.
没了那根手指看你怎么抓秋千 You're gonna have a hard time on the trapeze, missing that finger.
婊子养的 Ah, son of a bitch.
-耶 -喔 宝贝 真不想承认 这就像场马拉松 - Yeah. - Oh, baby, it's a marathon. I hate to admit it.
对 噢 Yes, oh.
噢 Oh.
别操了 老爸说吃晚餐了 Quit fucking around, Daddy says it's time for dinner.
当我们进入车厢 When we entered the train car,
感觉周围的一切都很不安 there was something unnerving about it all.
唐尼已经过来了吗 Is Donny here already?
唐尼等会儿过来 Donny's gonna meet us later.
他和糖果在一起 He's with Candy.
喔 Ooh.
我们一直在等你们 请坐下享用吧 Oh, we've been expecting you. Please sit and enjoy.
请允许我向你们介绍我的伙伴们 Allow me to introduce you to my associates.
疯子中士 Sergeant Psycho.
可以说 他和其他人玩不来 You could say he does not play well with others.
在我左边 是贝尔维尤鲍勃 And to my left, this is Bellevue Bob.
他很平易近人 He's a real people person.
我才不要吃这个 恶心 I am not eating this. It's disgusting.
所以 你是什么样的小丑 So, uh, what kind of clown are you?
呃 恶心 兄弟 Ugh, gross, dude.
打扰下 女洗手间在哪儿 Excuse me. Where's the ladies' room?
-哦 很容易走 -闭嘴 - Well, that's easy. - Shut it!
在车外的仓库里 If you exit the train car, you go into the warehouse
你会找到的 and you'll find it.
怎么 What?
噢 你在逗我 Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
天 凯西出去有一会儿了 Man, Casey's been gone a while.
我去看看凯西 I think I'm gonna go check on Casey.
我不太舒服 I'm not feeling well.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
宝贝 Babe?
宝贝 Babe.
怎么 她怎么逃走了 What? Why did she just run away?
那可真没礼貌 Well, that was quite rude.
割开那婊子的喉咙 他男票都吓尿了 Slit that bitch's throat and boyfriend pissed his pants.
嘿 看看那儿的窗户 Hey, look at that window over there.
我们可以待在那儿 That's a place we could stay.
噢 停车 停车 Oh, pull over. Pull over.
嘿 我们今晚可能就在这儿过夜 Hey, we may be able to stay here for the night.
你在这儿做什么 What are you doing in here?
我在玩 I'm playing.
你的父母呢 Where's your mom and dad?
他们在这儿 They're right here.
不如跟我来 Why don't you come with me?
我带你去找爸爸妈妈 And I'll help you find your mom and dad.
你就不会一个人了 来吧 So you're not alone. Come on.
我不是一个人 I'm not alone.
嘿 爹地 Hey, Daddy.
怎么 亲爱的 Why, hello, dear.
我给你做了道特别的菜 I made you something very special.
来自我可爱的女儿的款待 Ah, a nice treat from my lovely daughter.
我的天 Oh, my God!
宝贝 你得冷静下来 Baby, you just gotta calm down.
斯科特 我才不要冷静 Scott, I'm not gonna calm down.
说真的 你能不能听我说 Seriously, will you just listen to me?
我试着在听 只是你一直大吼大叫 I'm trying, but you won't stop yelling.
不 你根本没听我说 我的汤里有一颗人眼 No, you're not listening to me. There's an eyeball in my soup.
-把你的钥匙给我 -我没有钥匙 - Just give me your key. - I don't have my key.
为什么不把你的钥匙给我 Why don't you have your key?
因为我没有钥匙 Because I don't have my key.
你应该拿上我的东西的 You're supposed to carry my stuff.
嘘 Shh.
资产阶级的东西 This is all class.
真可惜 是低产阶级的玩意儿 Too bad it's all low class.
-你在尖叫 天 -因为... - You're screaming. Geez. - Because...
把你的钥匙给我 我只想要你的钥匙 Just give me your key. That's all I want is your key.
嘿 伙计们 遇到麻烦了吗 Hey, guys. Having some problems?
-拜托 你能帮助我们吗 -当然 - Can you help us, please? - Sure.
这儿有... -怎么了 - There's... - What's wrong?
-这儿有群疯子 -宝贝 放松... - There's these crazy people. - Babe, just relax...
别再让我冷静下来了 斯科特 Stop telling me to calm down, Scott.
那边有一个马戏团 There was a circus a little ways up the road.
你能帮帮我们吗 拜托了 Can you help us, please?
她说她的汤里有一颗人眼 She says there's an eyeball in her soup.
-有一颗人眼... -我觉得她反应过度了 - There was an eyeball... - I think she's overreacting.
可以借用一下你的手机吗 Do you have a phone we could use?
-当然 -请 - Sure. - Please.
知道吗 来我房间 You know what? Come on to my room,
然后你可以说说这个 and, uh, you can tell me all about it.
非常感谢你 Thank you so much.
有朋友来了 Company.
什么 What?
-斯科特... -我想我们要走了 - Scott... - I think we're just gonna leave.
-我想我们走错房间了 -我觉得没有 - I think we have the wrong room. - I think not.
有一群人生活在一个黑暗的仓库里 There were these people living in this dark warehouse.
我看不到他们 I couldn't see them.
但我能感受到 But I could feel them.
他们中的一个抓住了凯西 One of them grabbed Casey.
她逃掉了 但是他们抓伤了她 She got away, but they... They scratched her up.
喔喔喔 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
凯西 发生了什么 Casey, what happened?
我没法说... I can't tell...
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们得马上离开在这儿 We need to get out of here right now.
-你在流血 -我们得离开这儿 - You're bleeding. - We need to get out of here.
-你在说什么 -他们... - What are you talking about? - They...
他们攻击了我 我们得离开 They attacked me. We need to get out.
-你在胡言乱语 -我们得走了 - You're not making any sense. - We need to go.
我们得离开 我们得离开 We need to go. We need to go!
看到没 See?
我跟你说了 I told you.
它来了 It's coming.
快 Come on.
妈的 Shit.
这他妈上锁了 It's fucking locked.
我想得走二号门了 I guess it's door number two.
什么鬼 这是个死胡同 What the hell? It's a dead end.
门上锁了 The door's locked.
你说门上锁是什么意思 What do you mean the door's locked?
意思是 我打不开 I mean, I can't open it.
-杰 打开它 -我在努力 - Jay, open it. - I'm trying!
-杰 -什么 - Jay! - What?
墙壁在动 The wall's moving in.
我的妈 Holy shit!
天 God!
天杀的 天杀的 Dammit! God dammit!
操 Fuck!
妈的卡住了 Fucking thing jammed.
凯特 Kate!
凯特凯特 冷静 Kate! Kate, Kate, calm down.
嘘嘘 Shh, shh.
凯特凯特 Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate.
凯特 冷静 Kate, calm down.
-我没法冷静 -看着我 看着我 - I can't calm down. - Look at me, look at me.
-我没法冷静 -看着我 冷静下 - I can't calm down. - Look at me, just calm down.
冷静 好吗 Calm down, okay?
冷静下来 Just calm down.
看着我 看着我 Just look at me. Look at me.
冷静下来 我们去找救援 好吗 Just calm down. We'll find help, all right?
我们会找到的 We'll find help.
我们会处理好的 好吗 We're gonna take care of it, okay?
我们会处理好的 We're gonna take care of it.
冷静下来 Just calm down.
我们去找手机 Let's find a phone.
我们去寻求帮助 然后他妈的离开这儿 好吗 Let's get help and get the fuck out of here, okay?
好 Okay.
-你得帮帮我们 兄弟 -拜托 - You have to help us, man. - Please.
-你有手机吗 -当然 - Do you have a phone? - Sure.
我得叫你腿腿了 I'm gonna call you Legs.
-把你的手从他 身上拿开 -嘿嘿 少逞英雄 - Just get your hands off her. - Hey, hey, don't be a hero.
-哦 感谢上帝 -天 - Oh, thank God. - Jesus.
嘿 伙计们 欢迎加入派对 Hey, guys. Welcome to the party.
斯科特 Scott!
你他妈肯定在逗我 You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
杰 醒醒 Jay, wake up.
-我们在哪儿 -我不知道 - Where are we? - I don't know.
我不知道 但我们快离开这儿 I don't know, but we gotta get out of here soon.
我们走 Let's go.
-你没事吧 -呃 嗯 - Are you okay? - Uh, yeah.
我们走那条路 Let's go that way.
我想这儿有一个出口 I think there's an opening up here.
穿过去 Just go through it.
-快 -我们走 - Come on. - Let's go.
我们得找到出去的路 We need to figure out a way out of here.
有人在整我们 Someone's messing with us.
这儿一定有个出口 There's gotta be a way out of here.
我不这么想 I don't think so.
喔 你听到了吗 Wow, did you hear that?
没 什么 No. What?
嘘 Shh.
我想这儿还有其他人 I don't think we're alone in here.
我有种不祥的预感 I have a very bad feeling about this.
噢 拜托 Oh, come on.
呃 八英尺的小丑 Uh, eight-foot clown creature?
你确定没有夸大 You're not exaggerating a little?
我就说你不会相信我的 I told you you wouldn't believe me.
妈的 Shit.
天杀的 放开她 Goddamn, let her go!
放开她 Let her go!
放开我 Get off me!
快 Come on.
没事的 It's gonna be okay.
唐尼死了 Donny's dead.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
-他死了 -她在说什么 - He's dead. - What is she talking about?
他们杀了他 斯科特 They killed him, Scott.
谁杀了他 Who killed him?
那些小丑杀了他 兄弟 The clowns killed him, man.
听着 你们得帮帮我们 伙计们 Look, you gotta help us, guys.
他们已经杀了我们的一个朋友了 They already killed one of our friends.
他们 他们到底是谁 They? Who the hell is they?
那些小丑 The clowns.
小丑 The clowns?
放松下 Smell my flower.
他们会找到你们 They're gonna find you.
然后他们会杀了我们所有人 And they're gonna kill us all.
找到我们 Find us?
不不 他们找不到我们 我们不可能被找到 No, no. They can't find us. We cannot be found.
..马戏团 他们砍下了我朋友的头 ...circus, and they cut my friend's fucking head off.
我来处理这个 I'll take care of this.
什么事都得老子来 I gotta be doing everything around here.
小丑 Clowns?
老子就在这儿找他妈的小丑 I'm out here looking for fucking clowns.
我的上帝 Jesus Christ.
哈 Ha!
哈 看够了这些小丑 Ha! Got a load of these clowns.
外面有人拿枪是吗 There's not somebody really out there with a shotgun, is there?
他在和我开玩笑 对吗 He's just fucking with me, right?
小丑出笼 Unleash the hoard!
放开我 Get off of me.
-我们还在等什么 -快离开这儿 伙计们 - What are we waiting for? - Get outta here, guys.
喔 Whoa.
有一个小丑 There is a clown.
他在耍杂技 And he's juggling.
我要让这个混蛋跳起来 I'm gonna make this fucker dance.
噢 我的天 Oh, my God!
刀疤 Scabs!
不 No!
你没事吧 快 You're all right. Come on.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
维罗妮卡 Veronica!
斯科特 Scott.
维罗... Veron...
这是一个真正的分边器 That's a real side splitter.
你为什么不笑 Why aren't you laughing?
斯科特 Scott!
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
这里 快来 Here, come on!
安静 Just stay quiet.
当你被一群小丑跟上会怎么做 What do you do when you're getting chased by a hoard of clowns?
那是什么 What's that?
直接割喉 Go for the jugular.
我选择攻击蛋蛋 I'd go for the balls.
闭嘴 维吉 Shut up, Wiggy.
同性恋 Faggot.
操 Fuck.
喔 Whoa!
噢 妈的 Oh, shit.
特雷弗 Trevor!
天 你们去哪儿了 Jesus, where the hell were you guys?
-斯科特和唐尼他们呢 -兄弟 唐尼死了 - Where are Scott and Donny, man? - Dude, Donny's dead.
-妈的 -斯科特跑散了 - Shit. - Scott just ran off.
噢 妈的 Oh, shit.
维罗妮卡呢 What about Veronica?
我不知道 他们跑进了树林里 I don't know. They ran off into the woods.
我们没看到她 We haven't seen her.
兄弟 说真的 你们去哪儿了 Dude, seriously, where were you guys?
从我跟着凯西到浴室之后 Ever since I followed Casey to the bathroom,
-一切都他妈的混乱了 -你在讲什么 - it's been fucking chaos, man. - What are you talking about?
我们被不明生物袭击了 We were being attacked by creatures.
我甚至不知道他们现在在哪儿 I don't even know what they were.
-什么 -没错 兄弟 不明生物 - What? - Yeah, dude. Creatures.
兄弟 发生什么了 Dude, what's going on?
我把刀插进了它眼睛 I fucking stabbed it in the fucking eye.
-什么 -好了好了 听着... - What? - Okay. Okay, okay. Look...
我们要制定一个计划 We need a plan.
斯科特和维罗妮卡可能回到车上了 好吗 Scott and Veronica might be back at the car, okay?
我要说这是我们最好的机会 I'd say that's our best bet, right?
-不不 -我们得回到车上 - No, no. - We gotta go back to the car.
你疯了吗 我们会死的 Are you insane? We're all gonna die!
这里离开这儿的唯一办法 That's the only way out of here.
不不 我们不能 凯特 No! No. We can't. Kate.
凯西 这是唯一的办法 Casey, it's the only way.
我们必须回到车上 We have to get back to the car.
-我们走 -我们离开这儿 - Let's go. - Let's get out of here.
-我们得走了 -快 - We gotta go. - Come on.
走 拜托快走 Go, please go.
蹲低点 Just stay low.
走走 Go, go!
看见什么了吗 See anything?
我想那儿是安全的 I think it's clear back there.
-你们想赌一把吗 -嗯 我们走吧 - Do you guys want to chance it? - Yeah, let's go for it, man.
我们走 Let's go.
妈的 Shit.
噢 Oh.
-噢 天 -这可不好 兄弟 - Oh, God. - This is not good, man.
拿好你们的武器 Hold your weapon.
走走 Go, go!
嘿 听听这个 Hey, get a load of this!
快跑 Run!
等等 那些小丑等胖女士唱完才发动攻击 Wait, the clowns didn't attack until the fat lady sang?
我知道很古怪 不是吗 I know it's weird, isn't it?
但这是事实 But it's the truth.
伙计们 等等 Guys, wait.
-凯特 -我喘不上气了 - Kate! - I can't breathe.
凯特 不快逃 Kate, no! Get out!
凯特 凯特 Kate! Kate!
不不 No! No!
你在哪儿 兄弟 Where are you, man?
你在哪儿 Where are you?
为什么不完成你的任务 嗯 Why don't you just finish the job, huh?
快来动手 怂逼 Just finish the job already, you pussy!
我不知道怎么做到的 但是我和凯西 I don't know how, but me and Casey
找到一条路逃出来 found a way out of there.
快 Come on!
凯西 快 我们快跑 Casey, come on! Let's go!
快 Come on!
我们跑到黎明 We ran until daybreak.
到达了高速路 Made it to the highway.
拦下一名警察 Flagged down a cop.
快 Come on!
快 我们走 Come on, let's go!
我的天 是个警察 Oh, my God, it's a cop.
嘿嘿嘿 Hey! Hey, hey!
嘿 Hey!
谢谢你 谢谢 感谢上帝你在这儿 Thank you. Thank God you're here.
请帮帮我们 Please help us.
哦 妈的 他们都他妈死了 Oh, shit, they're all fucking dead.
喔喔喔 冷静下来 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just calm down.
-我们没法冷静 -有人杀了我们的朋友们 - We can't calm down! - Someone killed all our friends.
-有人要来抓我们 -你得帮帮我们 - Someone's coming to get us. - You gotta help us.
上车吧 我叫后援 Well, get in the car. I'll call for backup.
德普·哈里斯呼叫基地 Deputy Harris to base.
我接到他们了 I got them.
正把他们带过来 Bringing them in now.
结果那个警察跟他们是一伙的 Turns out the cop was one of them.
径直把我们带回了马戏团 Brought us right back to the circus.
好了 我觉得我们得休息一下 Okay. I... I think we need a break.
不 No.
好吧 我需要休息一下 Well, then, I need a break.
我需要讲完它 I need to finish.
好吧 Okay.
他们把我带回马戏团后 When he brought us back to the circus,
把我关在一个内战时期的旧笼子里 they locked me up in some old Civil War cages.
我不知道他们把凯西怎么样了 I don't know what they did with Casey.
直到... Until...
他们把我们绑起来 They tied us up.
我们面对面 About two feet apart.
之间只隔了两英尺 We were facing each other.
他们用电锯 With a chainsaw.
把她砍成一截一截 They chopped her up.
我身上全是她的血 I was covered in her blood.
他们一直在笑 They just kept laughing.
之后他们把她的头和躯干拿出房间 So they took her head and torso out of the room.
我挣脱双手逃出了那儿 I got my hand free and got out of there.
这一次我没有往公路附近跑 This time I didn't go near the highway.
你在树林里逃命 You ran through the woods again.
我跑了三四天的样子 I ran for three or four days.
那里距离你说的马戏团的位置有85英里 That was 85 miles from where you claim this circus was.
我一定是晕了过去 I must have passed out.
我在医院醒来 I woke up in hospital.
他们拿走了我的衣服 They took my clothes.
你被判25年至终身监禁 Well, you were sentenced to 25 years to life
罪名是谋杀凯西 for the murder of Casey,
因为他们在你的衣服上发现了两品脱她的血 because they found two pints of her blood in your clothing.
我把这些都告诉了我的庭审律师 I told all this to my trial attorney.
他们让我认罪 They had me plead guilty.
认罪来减刑 Plea bargain deal.
没错 一些交易 Yeah, some deal.
这交易让你远离了死囚区 The deal was to keep you off death row.
我赌他们现在正在边远地区吃山里人 I bet they're eating backwoods hillbillies right now.
我认为我们有不错的机会得到重审 I think we have a pretty good chance for a retrial.
用你的故事以及他们从没找到尸体的事实 With your story and the fact that they never found the body.
谢谢你 Thank you.
当他们找到 When they found the body
八英尺高的小丑尸体时 of that eight-foot clown creature
就在我案件重审的期间 in the middle of my retrial,
他们相信了我 yeah, that's when they believed me.
我无罪释放后 我尽可能地远离 After my acquittal, I got as far away
那些南方的乡巴佬小丑 from those southern back wood hillbilly clowns as I possibly could.
我确信在这里没有小丑 I'm confident there's no crazy clowns out here.
你看到了吗 Are you seeing this?
嗯 停车 Yeah, fucking pull over.
这妞看起来还行 This chick looks fine.
你的脸怎么了 What the fuck happened to your face?
我的妈 Holy shit.
呃 我男朋友揍的 Um, my boyfriend hit me.
呃 我真的很担心 Um, I'm really worried,
我不知道他离这儿有多远 I don't know how far away he is from here.
你们能载我到安全的地方吗 But can you take me somewhere safe?
嗯 他恐怕是死了 上来上来 Yeah, he's fucking dead. Get in, get in.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
快 Hurry.
哈喽 男孩女孩们 Hello, boys and girls.
欢迎来到... Welcome to...
屠杀剧院 Cirque Du Slay.
玩得开心哦 Have fun.
我们知道你们走不掉了 We all know you won't be leaving.